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Every so often, when I’m extra bored, I’ll visit my favorite page on the internet: the wikipedia article “List of Common Misconceptions”. I love this page because the facts vary from “huh that’s kinda interesting” to “I was explicitly fucking taught this in school and it was a LIE”

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When I was a kid I was genuinely horrified by the idea of growing up and I think a large part of it was the insistence by adults in my life that puberty would turn me into someone completely different. They were like “sure you don’t like make up and boys now but you’ll feel differently after puberty” or like “sure you think you wouldn’t want kids now but you’ll see once you’re older”

it’s like damn, stop invalidating kids’ personalities and listen to them and maybe you won’t be so shocked when they don’t transform into a new person later

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YES.

I once saw someone point out something I hadn’t really considered before- libraries are one of the only places that are warm and dry where you can stay for long periods of time if you have no money. If you’re someone with nowhere to go during the daytime, they provide a safe environment in which to keep a roof over your head for a while- and all while you can access information.

So yes. This.

It’s weird…libraries almost feel /wrong/ now. It’s like I walk in and think “This is great…where do I put my money?”

I used to work on a campus library and if you want someplace to put your money, so to speak, make sure you put books back in the designated areas. I know you think you’re being helpful by reshelving, but even if you pull something out to read a couple paragraphs just stick it in the basket for things you didn’t want. I don’t care if you know EXACTLY where you are. In academic libraries (at least in Texas) our funding was determined by how many books people looked at. So we got additional funding based on books not being reshelved. If there’s a designated shelf/basket for things you don’t want, stick things in it!

What @standbyyourmantis said about not reshelving is true for public libraries, too. Our funding is dictated largely by how ‘used’ we are, so we scan all the items that are laying about as In House Use. That, tied with Reference Count and Door Counter numbers (we have to manually put in the time we take for references) to prove we’re providing a needed service.
We also have to count the number of people who come for our programs, which not only helps funding but shows that the programming/services are needed, as well.
So, basically, if you want to feel like you’re making sure we’re getting paid and staying around, keep these in mind.

I didn’t know that’s why you’re not supposed to reshelf!

Wow! That’s astounding!

LIBRARIES!!!

I’ve lost how many times I get asked about how much it costs to get a library card. It’s free. Everything is free unless it’s late or you lose an item.

Free. Free. Free. Free.

HARRY POTTER SPELLS

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First Year spells;

Accio! (Summoning Charm) ;

- - Summons a specific object to the wand bearer. (Accio [name of object:]!)

Aguamenti! ;

- - It produces a jet of water from the witch or wizard’s wand.

Alohomora! ;

- - Unlocks doors

Descendo! ;

- - Causes any targeted object to move downwards.

Everte Statum! ;

- - Dueling spell used to send the opponent flying.

Flipendo! ;

- - The spell used to push or topple something.

(Hot-Air Charm) ; 

- - Causes wand to emit hot air. Non-verbal but requires a complicated wand movement.

Incendio! ;

- - Conjures fire

Lumos! ;

- - Makes light come out of the end of the bearer’s wand

Nox! ;

- - Puts out light from bearer’s wand (the opposite of Lumos!)

“Pack”! ;

- - Packs a trunk, or perhaps any luggage.

Petrificus Totalus! ;

- - Full body-bind, causes the victim to turn as stiff as a board

Reparo! ;

- - Fixes broken objects

Wingardium Leviosa! ;

- - Makes things levitate

Second Year spells;

(All First Year spells plus - )

Ardor Glacio! (Flame-Freezing Charm) ;

- - Causes fire to become harmless to those caught in it.

Avis! ;

- - Conjures birds

Colloportus! ;

- - Applies a magical lock on a door. Can only be lifted by the Alohamora spell

Furnunculus! ;

- - Gives the target boils

Homemun Revelio! ;

- - Reveals human presence in the vicinity of the caster.

Immobulis! ;

- - Freezes objects where they are.

Locomotor! ;

- - Causes the named object to ‘float’ and move around at the caster’s will. (Locomotor [object:])

Mobiliarbus! ;

- - Moves objects (generally plants)

Oculus Reparo! ;

- - Repairs glass

Orchideous! ;

- - Makes flowers come out of the bearer’s wand

Pluma pondus! (Featherweight Charm) ;

- - Makes something lightweight.

Quietus! ;

- - Makes voice quieter

Rictusempra! ;

- - Tickles victim and they laugh uncontrollably as a result.

Snufflifors! ;

- - Transfigures small books into mice

Tarantallegra! ;

- - Makes victim’s legs move uncontrollably.

Third Year spells;

(All First and Second Year spells plus -)

Arania Exumai! ;

- - Knocks over or throws back animals.

Ascendio! ;

- - Propels the caster of the spell upwards.

Carpe Retractum! ;

- - It releases a red beam that pulls items or heavy objects toward you, or you towards them.

“Eat Slugs”! ;

- - The victim vomits slugs.

Expelliarmus! ;

- - Disarms whoever the wand is aimed at

Flagrate! ;

- - With this spell, the caster’s wand can leave fiery marks.

Impedimenta! ;

- - This hex is capable of tripping, freezing, binding or knocking back the victim

Impervius! ;

- - Repels water from whatever the bearers wand is aimed at

Locomotor Mortis! ;

- - Stops someone from moving their legs

Lumos Maxima! ;

- - Generates a brilliant light. A more powerful version of the Lumos spell.

Point Me! ;

- - Four point spell, points to north; Makes the bearer’s wand act like a compass

Reducio! ;

- - Decreases the size of something

Riddikulus! ;

- - Defence against boggarts; Makes the boggart take the shape of the caster’s funniest thought

Spongify! ;

- - Allows the user to bounce on a magical gel-like substance

Trinus sursum! (Trip Jinx) ;

- - Once used, makes the victim trip.

Waddiwasi! ;

- - Shoots objects at a high speed

Fourth Year spells;

(All First, Second and Third Year spells plus -)

Ablegatio! (The Banishing Charm) ;

- - Causes the targeted object to be thrown away from the caster.

Alarte Ascendare! ;

- - Spell which causes something to shoot up into the air

Aparecium! ;

- - Makes invisible ink and general invisable things [to some extent:] appear

Cultivate Abeo! (Colour-changing charm) ;

- - Changes an object’s color

Declino alica! (Hex Deflection) ;

- - Deflects spells. Similar to a Shield Charm, but the spell doesn’t rebound

Densaugeo! ;

- - Makes the victims teeth enlarge

Diffindo! ;

- - Rips objects in half

Vera Verto! ;

- - The spell transforms an animal into a water goblet

Protego! ;

- - Shields the wand bearer from minor spells, charms, and hexes

Reducto! ;

- - The Reductor Curse blasts solid objects out of the way

Relashio! ;

- - Used to shoot sparks out or used underwater to shoot hot bursts of water

Risus hilaris! (Cheering Charm) ;

- - Victim becomes happy and contented [clumsiness may cause laughing fits:].

Scourgify! ;

- - Cleans dirt off anything

Stupefy! ;

- - Stunning spell

Tremo cruris! (Jelly-Legs Jinx) ;

- - The victim’s legs wobble uncontrollably, in a jelly-like fashion.

Fifth Year spells;

(All First, Second, Third and Fourth Year spells plus -)

Aqua Eructo! ;

- - Creates a large torrent of water, mainly to put out large fires [used by one or more wizards:]

Anapneo! ;

- - Clears obstructed airways

Arresto Momentum! ;

- - Slows the speed of a moving object that is falling.

Bombarda! ;

- - Spell that can blast open a door.

Deletrius! ;

- - An erasure spell. It erases images and magical “after-effects”.

Engorgio! ;

- - Enlarges objects

Ferula! ;

- - Bandages a wounded body part on whoever the wand is aimed at

Confundo! (Confundus Charm) ;

- - Causes the victim to become confused and befuddled.

Lacarnum Inflamari! ;

- - Ignites a flame in clothing.

Langlock! ;

- - Glues victim’s tongue to the roof of their mouth

Lux lucis! (Hand-held Light) ;

- - A small, handheld flame.

Oppugno ;

- - Causes animals or beings of lesser intelligence to attack the victim(s)

Planto maior! (Inflatus charm) ;

- - Causes someone to blow up like a balloon and fly away.

Prior Incantato! ;

- - Reveals previous spell(s) conjured by a wand

Rennervate! ;

- - Appears to rouse an unconscious person.

Silencio! ;

- - Used to tune out a person’s voice. Usually used to counteract the “Sonorus” spell.

Sonorus! ;

- - Magnifies a person’s voice

Tentatio volatilis! (Bat-Bogey Hex) ;

- - Causes bogies to turn into bats and attack the victim.

Ventus! ;

- - Shoots thin cord rope out of your wand. Once it’s out you can control the rope

Sixth Year spells;

(All First, Second, Third, Fourth and Fifth Year spells plus -)

Confringo! ;

- - Causes anything that the spell comes into contact with to explode.

Deprimo! ;

- - Places immense downward pressure upon it’s target.

Duro! ;

- - Turns it’s target into stone.

Episkey! ;

- - Heals minor injuries

Finite Incantatem! ;

- - Neutralizes spells or a spell’s effect. Can stop mass commotion

Glisseo! ;

- - Causes the steps on a stairway to flatten and form a ramp, slide, or chute.

Incarcerous! ;

- - Ties someone or something up with ropes.

Legilimens ;

- - The caster can see victim’s memories. Only wizards who can fully cast the spell see clear memories.

Lumos Solem (or Solarem)! ;

- - Generates a brilliant blast of light, almost as bright as the sun.

Muffliato! ;

- - Fills ears of people around with a buzzing sound.

Mobilicorpus! ;

- - Creates invisible strings used to move bodies

Parum oculus! (Conjunctivitis Curse) ;

- - A curse that affects the victim’s eyesight and vision.

Punctum alica!(Stinging Hex) ;

- - Produces a stinging sensation in the victim.

Specialis Revelio! ;

- - Apparently causes an object to show its hidden secrets or magical properties.

Tergeo! ;

- - Clears away any liquid

Transtuli alius! (Transfiguration Spell) ;

- - Transforms non-living things into something else.

Seventh Year spells;

(All First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth Year spells plus -)

Abeo cultivate! (Disillusionment Charm) ;

- - The target changes colour to match their background [not invisible:].

Cave Inimicum! ;

- - Spell used to strengthen an enclosure from enemies.

Cushion Meuscado! (Cushioning Charm) ;

- - Creates an invisible cushioned area.

Defodio! (Gouging Spell) ;

- - Causes deep gouges to appear in the object targeted by the spell.

Discrim Enres! (The Protean Charm) ;

- - Copies of an object are remotely affected by changes to the original.

Ebullio! (Bubblehead Charm) ;

- - A large bubble of air around the head of the user to breathe underwater.

Enervate! ;

- - Revives someone after being knocked out, or being the recipient of the Stunning Spell (Stupefy!)

Evanesco! ;

- - The vanishing spell. Makes anything vanish

Expecto Patronum! ;

- - A wall between the castor and a dementor. Only a powerful wizard can conjure a fully-fledged one

Geminio! ;

- - Creates a duplicate of any object cast upon [can not be used upon living creatures:].

Levicorpus! ;

- - A non-verbal spell that causes a person to be lifted off their feet and dangled in the air

Liberacorpus! ;

- - The counter spell for Levicorpus. Sets the person down from mid-air

Obliviate! ;

- - Eliminates a person’s memory. Usually used on Muggles who discover the Wizarding World

Occulto Mihi! (Concealment Charm) ;

- - Used to conceal something

Piertotum Locomotor! ;

- - Used to animate statues and suits of armour to do the caster’s bidding.

Portus! ;

- - Turns an object into a Portkey, a device which transports the toucher to a desired destination.

Serpensortia! ; - - Makes a snake come out of the bearer’s wand

Anapneo!: Saves a person from choking.

Aparecium!: Forces invisible ink to become visible

Avis: Shoots a bird out of the tip of your wand

Coloportus: seals a door together with a lousd squish

Densaugeo: Causes teeth to grow at an alarming rate.

Diffindo!: This causes something to split or break ie, someoneelse’s pants, a bookback, etc.

Rennervate!: used to revive someone who has been Stunned

Episky!: heals an injured person

Evansco!: causes an object to disappear

Ferula!: heals a break or a sprain

Finite Incantatem!: stops all spells

Flagrate!: affixes a large, flaming X on an object

Incendio!: Creates fire

Langlock!: glues toung to the roof of the mouth, rendering the peson upable to speak

Lebracorpus!: undoes Leviecorpus

Levicoupus!: lifts a person and turns him/her upside down

Mobiliarbus: moves trees from one place to another

Oppugno!: provokes something to attack your opponent

Portus!: casted on an object to create a Portkey

Serpensortia!: shoots a snake out of you wand

Stupefy: stuns your opponent

Tarantallegra!: causes one to tap dance frantically

Furnunculus!: causes victim to sprout boils

Impedimentia!: Slows down, attackers

Incarcerous: Places ropes around a person’s arms and legs, temporarily securing the prisoner.

Locomotor Mortis!: locks a person’s legs together

Mobilcorpus!: makes a person act like your puppet for a short period of time

Reducto!: reduces items to a fraction of their original size

Sectumsempra!: used to cover opponent in deep cuts

Protego Totalum: sheild charm that is used on a large area of land. ie: a campsite

Protego Horibilus: stronger sheild charm, blocks most of all curses/hexes/jinxes 

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tbh…

IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO

All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never save money not because there’s a fucked up system that perpetuates poverty or anything) and it was so hard being raised to be like that boo hoo hoo

poor people buy people food because we remember what it felt like to go hungry so y’all can fuck off with this it was so hard growing up rich bullshit

My mum as poor as we were growing up and I’m talking dirt poor where sometimes we’d have weeks with no power poor would NEVER let my friends go hungry if they came over. nEVER. Reverse this, I went round a friends who wanted to get take out 100% their choice and I said I had no money so would feel bad but they were like it’s fine. Their parents then proceeded to not only charge my mum for the meal but also the lift home. My mum literally nearly lost her mind.

Don’t ever give me this rich people are rich because they were brought up to save. Rich people don’t need to save. They’re just greedy lmao

Went from four kids sleeping in one room to a three story house and a room for every kid, even the ones that moved away and started their own families (we’re 8 total in the family)

For about ten years of my life I never had new things. New things were alien to me. Every piece of clothing was a hand me down and the only new things I ever got were graduation and birthday and Christmas gifts, and even our Christmas gifts were secondhand if they were viable.

Fast forward and my family is now what I’d consider rich (upper middle class if you’re gonna get technical). I’m still uncomfortable buying new clothes because half my life was spent in hand me downs.

But I treat my friends to food as much as possible. They have free reign of my house. Everything I have is theirs. I don’t know how to save money suddenly when it comes to treating myself and my friends.

I can’t speak to the opposite because growing up, my rich friends always used to treat me as much as I treat people now. But I can pretty accurately say that the newly rich or newly financially comfortable are more likely to be generous and happy to share what the have.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

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What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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lmao I love broken posts

DID HE EVER GET THE CAMERA BACK?????

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